It’s Wednesday, my dudes. Have you meowed at your cat yet?
What would happen if you did? Say, “Sorry, boss, I have a meeting right now, can’t talk!” and then go home and just meow at your cat for like 20 minutes. That sounds like very important work. It’s the middle of the week, so things can go either way. Either you LOL, maybe your boss also LOLs, your cat meows in confusion, and you go on with your life. Or you meow, and LOL, and your boss is submitting your behavior to HR, and your cat still meows, but not in confusion, now it’s in concern. The possibilities are endless because it’s Wednesday! (And yes, I still have to say wed-nes-day every time I write out that dang word…)
